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How to tell a Great Dane from cow....

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How to tell a Great Dane from cow

If it Moo’s, it’s a Cow
If it woof-woof’s, it a Great Dane

If it chews it’s cud, it’s a Cow
If it chews your new sneakers, it a Great Dane

If it grazes in the pasture, it’s a Cow
If it grazes of the kitchen counter, it a Great Dane

If you can Milk it, it’s a Cow
If it milks your bank account, it’s a Great Dane

If it leans on a fence, it’s a Cow
If it leans on you, it’s a Great Dane

If it sleeps in the pasture, it’s a Cow
If it sleeps in your bed, it’s a Great Dane

If it drinks from a trough, it’s a Cow
If it drinks from the sink, it’s a Great Dane

If it lies down just before a thunderstorm, it’s a Cow
If it lies on you during a thunderstorm, it’s a Great Dane

If it produces piles of manure, it’s a cow
If it rolls in piles of manure, it’s a Great Dane

If it swats flies with it’s tail, it’s a Cow
If it swats people with it’s tail, it’s a Great Dane

If it eats grass, it’s a Cow
If it eats grass and then throws up on your best carpet, it’s a Great Dane

If it’s worshipped in India, it’s a Cow
If it’s worshipped in your house, it’s a Great Dane

If your Vet drives and old pick-up, it’s a Cow
If your Vet drives a new Mercedes, it’s a Great Dane
 
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